Real life

[dilbert113]

I read a lot of spanking fiction, and I honestly think that with all of the billions of people in the world, doing all kinds of things, 24/7, that some of the scenarios depicted in spanking fiction really do happen in real life. You know the old adage about a million monkeys randomly using a million typewriters for a million years, and one of them writes a play Shakespeare wrote? Well, I was looking Google Earth images, crazy images from humorous website once, and I was shocked. There are pictures of people walking down a sidewalk in broad daylight in full scuba gear, riding bicycles while wearing a costume horse head, having sex on the side of the road and so on. It led me to further think that someone, somewhere, is smoking a cigar while riding a unicycle backwards, holding an ice-cream cone, as I type this. Someone is juggling mixed fruit while square-dancing. Someone is playing chess on the floor of a lake.

So Will Henry (and many others) wrote a lot of stories about groups of young women, room-mates, living together and spanking each other for not doing the dishes, not taking out the trash, or hitting on each other's dates when they come over, "don't try and steal my man" that sort of thing. I thought (and did some basic online research) about how many millions of females are living together as room mates, in, say, apartments with 3-4 bedrooms, townhouses, regular houses, trailers, etc. Now, of all of those millions and millions of people in shared living arrangements it is possible that somewhere, some of them, really do spank each other over undone chores? Statistically, the answer is probably 100% yes.

Don't get me wrong. I am not saying that this is common, at all. I doubt it is happening anywhere in my state, as I write this, for example. . . but the United States is a very large country with hundreds of millions of people with all kinds of habits, likes/dislikes, interests and appetites. . .so somewhere, some young adult woman probably will go over the knee of her room-mate tonight, for scratching her car, or not doing the dishes, or hitting on her boyfriend. I will never see or hear anything about it, but it really is probably happening somewhere, and a man can dream.

 

[ticospanker]

That exactly what I think about sometimes!

I am sure there is a very attractive burglar that got caught and her only way out is by getting a hard spanking; that, at some office, there's a woman that just chose to bend over a desk for a good belting for not losing her job.

I am 100% sure those things happen to some very lucky bastards out there. There's just to much people, creating an infinite amount of possibilities...

 

[dilbert113]

That exactly what I think about sometimes!

I am sure there is a very attractive burglar that got caught and her only way out is by getting a hard spanking; that, at some office, there's a woman that just chose to bend over a desk for a good belting for not losing her job.

I am 100% sure those things happen to some very lucky bastards out there. There's just to much people, creating an infinite amount of possibilities...

Right. With the vast amount of people doing all kinds of things, 24/7, all over the world--meaning literally everything that it is possible for a human to do--you know some of these scenarios really do play out sometimes in real life. But, just as the odds of these things happening is very high--probably 100%, in fact--the odds of me, or you, or anyone we know ever seeing, or even overhearing something like this are profoundly low. It's a shame. There probably really is a grain of truth to many spanking stories, or the infamous "spanking letters" that were published in Mr. Magazine and similar publications. It might be a very small grain, and many of the stories, letters etc. are entirely fictitious, but not all of them.

 

[dilbert113]

Right. With the vast amount of people doing all kinds of things, 24/7, all over the world--meaning literally everything that it is possible for a human to do--you know some of these scenarios really do play out sometimes in real life. But, just as the odds of these things happening is very high--probably 100%, in fact--the odds of me, or you, or anyone we know ever seeing, or even overhearing something like this are profoundly low. It's a shame. There probably really is a grain of truth to many spanking stories, or the infamous "spanking letters" that were published in Mr. Magazine and similar publications. It might be a very small grain, and many of the stories, letters etc. are entirely fictitious, but not all of them.

Like, for example, a young wife who goes overbudget and is firmly spanked by her husband--I am quite sure that his happening in various households right now as I type this. It's not some wild, bizarre, one-in-a-million thing. Domestic Discipline really does exist, and The Spencer Spanking Plan is a publication that many married couples took seriously.

 

[ajw]

Here's another thought.

The research says that sexual submission is twice as desired by women as it is by men. But they are way less likely to try it out.

So when I am in one of those spanking lust states, I'll think about how there are LOTS of women, at that moment, who are dreaming of being on the receiving end.

Self-spanking vids touch on this. Here is a hot woman with a spankable bottom who is SO into what we want that she films it and puts it online. That's a woman who is aching for it.

 

[Capt_Pugwash]

I'm not sure about groups of young ladies etc. Not in my experience. Random spankings at work? Always seemed a good way to get sued to me.

However I can tell you there is certainly some people who do things such as share their wives for spanking and so forth with other men.

My wife is a Dr but also my sub. We used to spend a lot of time in clubs and spanking parties where I'd decide to get other people, men or women, to deal with her whilst I watched. She's even had several people all dealing with her at the same time on more than one occasion. It was all good fun. One has to see it as 'Going to the cinema' in our opinion. It's fun but means nothing the second it finishes

Personally I used to spank/cane/paddle her etc a couple of times a week for many years, plus a whole host of BDSM activities. As we have become older that happens less frequently, but still happens a couple of times a month

As I have only just joined I'll leave it at that. But be assured, a whole host of things happen, one just has to move in the correct circles, know the right people .. Plus I suppose if one is into all this 'stuff', one needs a wife who is keen and actively wants to take part. As mine does

In fact for Christmas yesterday, one present she bought me was a new spanking bench to deal with her on … Once that is she has built the flat pack, which she insists is her job 😱))

Genuinely hope that helps you all

 

[dilbert113]

Thank you for your well written post. Please understand that I agree with you about your points: when I mention things like female roommates spanking each other, I fully understand that this is something that primarily exists in the world of fiction and may have no real-world component. That said, I grew curious, after watching some very bizarre pictures taken from google earth--including folks in full wetsuits walking down a sunny sidewalk, people having sex in broad daylight on the side of a road, and other things--and I thought about that old thought experiment, alleging that if an infinite amount of monkeys randomly typed on an infinite amount of typewriters for a very long time, one of them might produce a Shakespeare play. So I am talking about the possibility of some truly strange behavior happening simply due to vast number of people doing all kinds of things, 24/7, that is is guaranteed that some people will be doing some very unusual things, and that led my mind into spanking scenarios. There's no real way to prove, or disprove, my theory, so it remains in the realm of the imagination.

 

[Capt_Pugwash]

Thank you for your well written post. Please understand that I agree with you about your points: when I mention things like female roommates spanking each other, I fully understand that this is something that primarily exists in the world of fiction and may have no real-world component. That said, I grew curious, after watching some very bizarre pictures taken from google earth--including folks in full wetsuits walking down a sunny sidewalk, people having sex in broad daylight on the side of a road, and other things--and I thought about that old thought experiment, alleging that if an infinite amount of monkeys randomly typed on an infinite amount of typewriters for a very long time, one of them might produce a Shakespeare play. So I am talking about the possibility of some truly strange behavior happening simply due to vast number of people doing all kinds of things, 24/7, that is is guaranteed that some people will be doing some very unusual things, and that led my mind into spanking scenarios. There's no real way to prove, or disprove, my theory, so it remains in the realm of the imagination.

Certainly people have always done extremely peculiar things .. In my 20's I used to go to a particular club in a city, to do business with the owner. It was a straight, ordinary nightclub. Meanwhile I owned a BDSM club.

One walked through the large main doors, (this club held 800-1,000 people) .. Then through into the main downstairs dance floor with a bar. There was an upstairs bar and small dance floor where his office was. There was a staircase to access the upstairs, which went up like a dog leg with a sub landing.

The first time I went there I was stunned .. There were numerous couples under the staircase clearly having full sex … WTF?

I owned a BDSM club; sure people could be naked if in a scene. However if they wished to get into Coitus .. they had to go into one of the private rooms.

If you wanted to see outrageous behaviour try the E European nations, they can be wild. One of my favourite sights was out in the middle of nowhere in Bulgaria there was was a young lady, done up to the 'nines', sat on a white plastic garden chair in the middle of what looked like a large, empty gravel carpark .. My wife and I looked at each other questioning what was happening … Then we saw there was a road crew building a new roadway .. The lady had a captive clientele apparently. Made us laugh.

None of us know who does what. But I have seen a lot. Do know 'people' well.

When I was 19yr old I was temporarily renting a room .. I had a landlady who found a small stack of Janus magazines under my bed. She mentioned it and was blatantly keen … She was maybe 40 something and was fit enough.

Did I? LOL, no, one is best to not defecate on one's own doorstep I've always found.

Maybe somewhere youngish ladies sharing a flat do spank each other .. If they do, all good fortune to them

 

[BrushBoy]

"Dear Penthouse,

I always thought the letters in your magazine were made-up, until something unbelievable happened to me..."

But seriously, yes, I am sure somewhere somehow someone has already done something in a story. Someone has been spanked by their boss and not sued them. Someone has been spanked instead of paying the rent and not called the cops. A professor spanked their college student and didn't go to jail. Housemates have formed domestic discipline pacts over chores. Couples have swapped partners and spanked them while filming it dressed as Power Rangers.

Thing is, the only ones you would hear about are the ones that end with "and they called the cops" rather than "and they lived happily ever after", because the latter remains private while the former makes the news.

 

[ajw]

Weird stuff does happen. About 15 years ago there was a story in Chicago about a tween who was getting spanked by her pastor. It was true and was a sensation. The girl was interviewed on TV!

There was an ugly backstory about her single mom's live-in boyfriend and the pastor being his pal. The spankings went on for months.

Last I heard, the boyfriend and pastor was in jail, the girl was in protective custody with Child Services. The mom? Not in a good place.

 

[BrushBoy]

Weird stuff does happen. About 15 years ago there was a story in Chicago about a tween who was getting spanked by her pastor. It was true and was a sensation. The girl was interviewed on TV!

There was an ugly backstory about her single mom's live-in boyfriend and the pastor being his pal. The spankings went on for months.

Last I heard, the boyfriend and pastor was in jail, the girl was in protective custody with Child Services. The mom? Not in a good place.

Exactly. Those are the dark stories we hear about (I was also thinking of the employee who got tricked into a spanking at a fast food place in the US).

We never hear about the employee who stayed after work for a spanking after a joking "threat" by the boss, and ended up marrying them a year later. Or the babysitter who spanked their charge and they liked it and never told anyone. Because how would we? That won't make the news!

 

[ajw]

Certainly people have always done extremely peculiar things .. In my 20's I used to go to a particular club in a city, to do business with the owner. It was a straight, ordinary nightclub. Meanwhile I owned a BDSM club.

One walked through the large main doors, (this club held 800-1,000 people) .. Then through into the main downstairs dance floor with a bar. There was an upstairs bar and small dance floor where his office was. There was a staircase to access the upstairs, which went up like a dog leg with a sub landing.

The first time I went there I was stunned .. There were numerous couples under the staircase clearly having full sex … WTF?

I owned a BDSM club; sure people could be naked if in a scene. However if they wished to get into Coitus .. they had to go into one of the private rooms.

If you wanted to see outrageous behaviour try the E European nations, they can be wild. One of my favourite sights was out in the middle of nowhere in Bulgaria there was was a young lady, done up to the 'nines', sat on a white plastic garden chair in the middle of what looked like a large, empty gravel carpark .. My wife and I looked at each other questioning what was happening … Then we saw there was a road crew building a new roadway .. The lady had a captive clientele apparently. Made us laugh.

None of us know who does what. But I have seen a lot. Do know 'people' well.

When I was 19yr old I was temporarily renting a room .. I had a landlady who found a small stack of Janus magazines under my bed. She mentioned it and was blatantly keen … She was maybe 40 something and was fit enough.

Did I? LOL, no, one is best to not defecate on one's own doorstep I've always found.

Maybe somewhere youngish ladies sharing a flat do spank each other .. If they do, all good fortune to them

Hey mate. Am interested in the staircase scene at the vanilla night club. Any fags getting smoked?